{"id":6066149,"uuid":"9a31843f-c15f-4de1-82bc-c54943e38e4a","name":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","description":"Look, we get it. Some explanations just aren't worth the energy. For those moments, we present the 'I have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt'. It\u2019s the perfect way to tell someone you simply can't be bothered to break it down for them. This funny crayons quote t-shirt is ideal for when you're fresh out of patience and, well, crayons. A brilliant gift for your most sarcastic mate, or for yourself. Please don't actually eat the crayons.","metaTitle":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt | Shirtbox","metaDescription":"Some things just aren't worth the effort. Let this 'I have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt' do the talking. 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Sizing perfect, great quality and good quality fabric.  Went down a treat !","sentiment":0,"reply":{"id":41717,"text":"Cheers for the top review Katey, glad to hear your gift went down a treat and the i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt hit the mark.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":19812,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Howard Copsey","customer":"Howard Copsey","date":"May 14, 2022","rating":5,"text":"Very good quality tee and the sentiment is brilliant and makes me chuckle \ud83e\udd2d","sentiment":0,"reply":{"id":41641,"text":"Howard, buzzing to hear the crayons t shirt gave you a proper chuckle, cheers for the top feedback on the quality too.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":19925,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Nigel Clarke","customer":"Nigel Clarke","date":"Jun 15, 2022","rating":5,"text":"Great T Shirts , presents for friends,","sentiment":0,"reply":{"id":41513,"text":"Nigel, cheers for sharing the love and picking up the crayons t shirt as gifts, hope your mates have a proper laugh with them too.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":19935,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Lee C","customer":"Lee C","date":"Jun 19, 2022","rating":5,"text":"Good quality material, size just right, well made, says on it neither the time nor the crayons, working with people, when asked what does your T-shirt mean,  I just roll my eyes and giggle, need I say more. 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Very pleased with the quality of the product and will definitely but from Shirtbox again.","sentiment":0,"reply":{"id":40882,"text":"Thanks Karen, properly chuffed your husband\u2019s loving the crayons t shirt and it got a good laugh, cheers for sharing the win.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":20494,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Robert Hyam","customer":"Robert Hyam","date":"Aug 29, 2022","rating":5,"text":"Yes there are people who see it, read it and don't get it... enough said!","sentiment":0,"reply":{"id":40877,"text":"Cheers Robert, the best bit about the crayons t shirt is spotting who gets the joke and who\u2019s left scratching their heads.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":20504,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Beverley Mynott","customer":"Beverley Mynott","date":"Aug 31, 2022","rating":5,"text":"This is a lovely T Shirt.  The material is good quality, the fit is excellent, and the design is as described on the website. 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Got a great laugh from a lady at the shops after she re read the shirt.","sentiment":0,"reply":{"id":40734,"text":"Cheers Brett, chuffed the i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt gave you and the lady at the shops a solid laugh.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":20694,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Mrs S Delaney","customer":"Mrs S Delaney","date":"Sep 27, 2022","rating":5,"text":"100% going to buy another one.","sentiment":0,"reply":{"id":40619,"text":"Love that you're coming back for another, the crayons t shirt has definitely found a fan. 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Quality of the tshirts were good \ud83d\ude0a","sentiment":0,"reply":{"id":39663,"text":"Thanks Sarah, glad the i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt made cracking Christmas presents and the quality hit the mark too.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":21524,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Jacqui Wilson","customer":"Jacqui Wilson","date":"Jan 3, 2023","rating":5,"text":"Good quality wash well (follow instructions) really recommend hardest part is choosing what you want.","sentiment":0,"reply":{"id":39511,"text":"Cheers Jacqui, glad the hardest part was picking which crayons t shirt to go for, appreciate your review and top tip on the wash care.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":22142,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Javier H","customer":"Javier H","date":"Jul 3, 2023","rating":5,"text":"It fits like a glove, the art\/fabric are very good quality and it arrived in perfect condition.","sentiment":0,"reply":{"id":38312,"text":"Thanks Javier, sounds like the i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt ticked all the boxes for you, great to hear.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":30171,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Paul Patterson","customer":"Paul Patterson","date":"Dec 7, 2023","rating":5,"text":"No problems","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":37270,"text":"Thanks Paul, glad the crayons t shirt did the job with zero hassle, just how we like it.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":30228,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"John sibley","customer":"John sibley","date":"Dec 8, 2023","rating":5,"text":"Good value for money and fits well.","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":37262,"text":"Cheers John, glad to hear the i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt fits well and was good value for you.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":30997,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Nik Greenwood","customer":"Nik Greenwood","date":"Dec 18, 2023","rating":5,"text":"Arrived fast. Great quality. I love it and so do others!","sentiment":0.8,"reply":{"id":37177,"text":"Cheers Nik, sounds like the i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt is getting plenty of laughs all round. Glad you rate it.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":34769,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Craig Barson","customer":"Craig Barson","date":"Feb 8, 2024","rating":5,"text":"All worked smoothly.  Shirt feels good quality but washing and wearing will be the test. Bought as a present for Steve .... have asked for feedback","sentiment":0.6,"reply":{"id":36843,"text":"Appreciate it Craig, hope Steve gives the i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt a good run and that it stands up to his test.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":35216,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Chanden","customer":"Chanden","date":"Feb 15, 2024","rating":5,"text":"Great service, my tee arrived earlier than I expected and looks great. The material is high quality and the print is sharp and exactly like the photos. Thanks!","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":36834,"text":"Top stuff, glad you rate the i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt and that the quality and print lived up to the pics.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":35995,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Dee","customer":"Dee","date":"Mar 2, 2024","rating":5,"text":"Bought for my son who loves puns. He loved it.  Arrived quickly and very good quality.","sentiment":0.8,"reply":{"id":36790,"text":"Cheers Dee, glad your son got a proper kick out of the puns on the crayons t shirt and that the quality hit the spot.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":37326,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Carolyn","customer":"Carolyn","date":"Apr 3, 2024","rating":5,"text":"My grandson loved this t shirt","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":36728,"text":"Thanks Carolyn, sounds like your grandson got a proper laugh out of the crayons t shirt, glad it went down a treat.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":37686,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Ian wells","customer":"Ian wells","date":"Apr 11, 2024","rating":5,"text":"Nice","sentiment":0.3,"reply":{"id":36705,"text":"Thanks Ian, glad to hear you\u2019re happy with your crayons t shirt, always great to get a thumbs up from a fellow Brit.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":39244,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"CathyM","customer":"CathyM","date":"May 10, 2024","rating":5,"text":"Good price, nice quality T-shirt. Ordering process was easy and the shirt was quickly delivered. Would definitely order from Shirtbox again. \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udffb","sentiment":0.7,"reply":{"id":36672,"text":"Cheers for the feedback, glad you\u2019re happy with the quality and price of your crayons t shirt and found ordering a breeze.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":40642,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Rob C","customer":"Rob C","date":"Jun 1, 2024","rating":5,"text":"Daughter loved it - she works with children in a nursery - brilliant !!","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":36556,"text":"Glad to hear your daughter loved her crayons t shirt for nursery, sounds like it brought a bit of fun to the day.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":41548,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Donna","customer":"Donna","date":"Jun 16, 2024","rating":5,"text":"I bought 3 T shirts for Father's Day and they were all fantastic ! As pictured and the material quality was fab. I even received the free Father's Day card as advertised. I will definitely be ordering more.","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":36471,"text":"Thanks Donna, buzzing to hear the Father's Day crayons t shirts were spot on and the card hit the mark too.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":46437,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Louisa","customer":"Louisa","date":"Sep 25, 2024","rating":5,"text":"Material is great, perfect fit. Very prompt delivery","sentiment":0.8,"reply":{"id":35904,"text":"Cheers Louisa, glad you\u2019re loving the fit and quality of your i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":48943,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Jim","customer":"Jim","date":"Nov 18, 2024","rating":5,"text":"Great quality, looks fab and speedy delivery from point of order. No complaints at all. Will definitely be using this company again.","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":35700,"text":"Thanks for the great feedback Jim, glad you rate the quality of your crayons t shirt and found the delivery speedy too.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":51375,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Mark","customer":"Mark","date":"Dec 27, 2024","rating":5,"text":"Absolutely love the shirt forts fits well arrived in plenty of time","sentiment":0.9,"reply":{"id":35335,"text":"Cheers Mark, chuffed you\u2019re loving the fit of your crayons t shirt, sounds like it landed just right.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":54303,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Judy","customer":"Judy","date":"Mar 17, 2025","rating":5,"text":"This was a pressie for my partner\u2019s birthday last week. It arrived on time, thank goodness because I\u2019d left it a little late. Partner loves it - he\u2019s already washed and worn it three times in six days! Excellent quality, thank you.","sentiment":0.5,"reply":{"id":35106,"text":"Thanks Judy, sounds like your partner\u2019s loving the i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt\u2014three washes already is top going.","author":"Shirtbox"}},{"id":58541,"reviewableId":6066149,"reviewableName":"I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons T Shirt","images":[],"author":"Jim","customer":"Jim","date":"May 27, 2025","rating":4,"text":"Ordered 3 t-shirts, 1 customized and order was prompt and delivered on time.   My only complaint is the 3XL t-shirts need to be longer in length.  2nd order from shirtbox and I would point out you need careful washing as they go out of shape very quickly tending to grow in width and shrink in length.   Overall through a good service.","sentiment":0.2,"reply":{"id":35050,"text":"Appreciate the feedback Jim, we\u2019ll pass it on\u2014glad you rate our i have neither the time nor the crayons t shirt and service overall.","author":"Shirtbox"}}],"rating":5,"count":42,"summary":"Reviews for the I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons T Shirt highlight its soft material, accurate sizing, and clear design. The shirt is often purchased as a gift and is well received. Many mention the quality and comfort, with positive feedback on the humour of the design. The crayons t shirt is noted for holding up well after washing. Feedback suggests the fit is true to size, with occasional comments on length for larger sizes. 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