{"id":6053348,"uuid":"9a330b1b-244e-4b61-958d-f3ce587c37f0","name":"I Never Finish Anything Jumper","description":"Know that feeling of starting a brilliant project, only to... well, you get it. This I Never Finish Anything Jumper is for master procrastinators everywhere. A brilliant funny writer gift, it's also perfect for the creative person or funny hobbyist with a dozen unfinished projects. This unfinished sentence sweatshirt says it all without having to. It\u2019s not laziness, it's strategic resting. A brilliantly sarcastic lazy jumper for anyone who understands the struggle is real, but also really funny.","metaTitle":"I Never Finish Anything Jumper | Sarcastic Jumper | Shirtbox","metaDescription":"Our I Never Finish Anything Jumper is the perfect sarcastic lazy jumper for master procrastinators. Shipped from the UK.","metaImage":null,"noIndex":false,"giftWrapCompatible":true,"approvalStatus":"approved","ecoIcons":["organic-icon.png","low-carbon-icon.png","ethical-icon.png"],"isBundle":false,"specifications":"Certified organic cotton sweatshirt, 300 gsm. Wash cool, hang dry. GM-free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory, audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Made to be remade - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out.","sizeChartId":23,"sizeCount":8,"urlName":"i-never-finish-anythi-sweatshirt","customiseIt":false,"enableAddToCart":true,"collection":{"title":"Jumpers & Hoodies","urlName":"big-festive"},"reviews":{"raw":[],"rating":0,"count":0,"summary":null},"lifestyleImages":[],"ugcImages":[],"videos":[],"designCrossSellData":{"enabled":false,"designFile":null},"crossSellProducts":[],"options":{"Black":{"colour":"Black","groupColour":"Black","sizes":{"S":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"M":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"L":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XL":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXL":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXXL":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXXXL":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXXXXL":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/m5sphhxx40pmgvkkq0e0m3hm5fuunigikyauuwvdwvbjnjlr.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/m5sphhxx40pmgvkkq0e0m3hm5fuunigikyauuwvdwvbjnjlr.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/m5sphhxx40pmgvkkq0e0m3hm5fuunigikyauuwvdwvbjnjlr.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/m5sphhxx40pmgvkkq0e0m3hm5fuunigikyauuwvdwvbjnjlr.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/m5sphhxx40pmgvkkq0e0m3hm5fuunigikyauuwvdwvbjnjlr.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":34.95,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#000000"},"backImage":false},"Slate Grey":{"colour":"Slate Grey","groupColour":"Grey","sizes":{"S":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"M":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":"2024-05-19","leadTime":0},"L":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":"2024-05-19","leadTime":0},"XL":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":"2024-05-19","leadTime":0},"XXL":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/csrrxvc8cmbsabcxl4pacpchqyx3zlg7l5b7tybkidomwuei.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/csrrxvc8cmbsabcxl4pacpchqyx3zlg7l5b7tybkidomwuei.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/csrrxvc8cmbsabcxl4pacpchqyx3zlg7l5b7tybkidomwuei.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/csrrxvc8cmbsabcxl4pacpchqyx3zlg7l5b7tybkidomwuei.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/csrrxvc8cmbsabcxl4pacpchqyx3zlg7l5b7tybkidomwuei.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":34.95,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#72827e"},"backImage":false},"Khaki":{"colour":"Khaki","groupColour":"Green","sizes":{"S":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"M":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"L":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XL":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXL":{"price":34.95,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":"2023-03-30","leadTime":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/ladjfqxgoceuk3bqtu77m3bflby8gu7y734op3wmdgryyhme.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/ladjfqxgoceuk3bqtu77m3bflby8gu7y734op3wmdgryyhme.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/ladjfqxgoceuk3bqtu77m3bflby8gu7y734op3wmdgryyhme.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/ladjfqxgoceuk3bqtu77m3bflby8gu7y734op3wmdgryyhme.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/ladjfqxgoceuk3bqtu77m3bflby8gu7y734op3wmdgryyhme.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":34.95,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#56643f"},"backImage":false}},"bundleItems":[],"price":34.95,"totalBundlePrice":0,"salePrice":0,"labels":[],"tags":{"0":"slogan","1":"funny","2":"graphic","3":"joke","4":"text","5":"ladies","6":"mens","7":"jumper","8":"Womens","9":"artist","10":"Sweater","11":"Sweatshirt","12":"humour","13":"stop","14":"Lazy","15":"new","16":"focus","17":"gift","18":"giving","19":"sweat","20":"meme","21":"creative","22":"never","23":"struggle","24":"unisex","25":"writer","26":"designer","27":"adhd","28":"sarcasm","29":"up","30":"pullover","31":"sarcastic","32":"later","33":"hobby","34":"sentence","35":"finish","36":"anything","37":"unfinished","38":"distracted","39":"procrastination","40":"procrastinator","41":"relatable","42":"novelty","43":"incomplete","47":"brands_shirtbox","48":"#products_sweatshirt","49":"shirtbox","50":"#funny_joke","51":"#funny_slogan","52":"laziness","53":"hobbyist"},"baseSku":"RNA4","personalizationTemplate":null,"showSaleBadge":true}